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15 More Nonsensical Questions Which You’ll Never Get Right (Never, Ever…MWAHAHAHAHA!!!)
I thought I’d be crazy again. That is, of course, you don’t mind…:D.
1. Who is what and what is who?
2. Why does it always come down to a spoon?
3. How many times do you say ‘like’ and/or ‘basically’ during the course of a typical day? Why did you even bother counting?
4. Has the end of the world been and gone yet? If yes, then why didn’t you warn me?
5. If vague is so vague then why do we even vaguely care anymore?
6. If you can be me and I can be you then what is the point of identity?
7. What can crumpets do to prevent climate change?
8. What can waffles do to sooth the credit crunch?
9. What if ‘what if-’ actually was/wasn’t?
10. To some Bette Midler is a diabetic crocodile. - Discuss.
11. List three names which aren’t yours. Why did you pick the ones you picked? Why didn’t you pick the one’s you didn’t pick?
12. Hum the song that I’m thinking of. How the hell did you manage that?
13. Will you still remember me when the lights go out?
14. Will I still forget you regardless of anything?
15. How did you manage to get down to the bottom of this pointless list without finding something better to do?
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1. Who is what and what is who? You?
2. Why does it always come down to a spoon? Cause I refuse to use a damn spork
3. How many times do you say ‘like’ and/or ‘basically’ during the course of a typical day? Why did you even bother counting? My New Years Resolution states "I will replace words such as 'Basically and Like' with words such as 'anal' and 'such as' "
4. Has the end of the world been and gone yet? If yes, then why didn’t you warn me? You were sleep the sea of virgin blood dried up two hours ago! sorry bruh! :(
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5. If vague is so vague then why do we even vaguely care anymore? Cause vague is french!
6. If you can be me and I can be you then what is the point of identity? Christopher Walken
7. What can crumpets do to prevent climate change? Absolutely nothing you dumb bastard! But Marzipan!? well lets say my jet pack is powered by them!
8. What can waffles do to sooth the credit crunch? Your Mother
9. What if ‘what if-’ actually was/wasn’t? I got one even better! what does my finger smell like?
10. To some Bette Midler is a diabetic crocodile. – Discuss. In the time of genesis god did not allow the animals to eat the flesh of another. They fed from candy trees in the garden of Eden and the most greedy of the lord creatures was the ravenous Middlerdon!! who was cast out of Eden for consuming all the Marzipan and burning down the twizzler tree!
11. List three names which aren’t yours. Why did you pick the ones you picked? Why didn’t you pick the one’s you didn’t pick? Sex machine, Lucha Muerte, Capt Skull rape! (Characters for steam punk porn saga!)
Palin, taxes, M. nyght shamalan ( they need to go! just go away and never come back)
12. Hum the song that I’m thinking of. How the hell did you manage that? Love shack! B-52 (1989)! the how? C-C-C-Cocaine baby!
13. Will you still remember me when the lights go out? only when you push your tits together
14. Will I still forget you regardless of anything? Please do, I'm wanted dead or alive in fifty states!
15. How did you manage to get down to the bottom of this pointless list without finding something better to do?
Easy…… I'm the Goddamn Batman!!!
Here's some far disturbing questions:
1. Why do 24 hour open shops have doors and lockers?
2. Howcome "separatly" is written all together, while "all together" is written separatly?
3. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
4. Howcome Donald Duck has nephews if he doesn't have brothers or sisters?
5. Why do they make dishwashing detergent with real lemons and juices with fake lemons?
6. How do you throw away a boomerang?
7. Howcome there are so many things that cause Cancer and not a single one that causes Capricorn?
8. Why do superheroes put their underwear over their pants?