Get out and Vote, You Idiot!

Vote Yes on Tax Increases

Yes, its that time a year again. A time to think about candy and Halloween, and then realize that there is an election that you forget to study for, and you have to cram at last minute, because you weren’t really paying attention for the last year. Then you wake up late for election day, forgetting the polling place, and trying to look it up real quick. Then you make sure to put your pants on twice, because of that one year you forgot. And then Vote, and forgot about it until next year..or something like that. Anyways, here some politician/celebrity on the importance of voting.

“It’s very important you get out and vote this November. Because this is the most important election in all of history! Your grandchildren will tell the story of you voting in an off year election with fire in their eyes. Because, for one small moment, you life made a difference. Maybe, you’re at home, thinking ‘hey, I don’t know anything about politics, or the issues, or anything related to election at all. Should I really be voting?’ Of course, you should. This country was founded on the idea that stupid people should vote on issue they know know nothing about. In fact, Stupid are the most important part of the voting process. Without stupid people, we’d have to run on a record and appeal to independent thinking people. We’d have to construct logical arguments and come up with practical solutions. We might raise taxes to cover acceptable programs instead of pretending there is more money then there really is. Or pretend that all taxes are waste. Maybe we could have serious discussion of the benefits paying off our national debt and by how much, instead of appealing to you’re fear large debt out of context of the GDP. Is that really the America you want? Instead of a glorious America where the politician, whom screams the loudest and calls his opponent the most names, wins? I certainly don’t”

For more on the subject, Doctor V,expert in the voting process, explains why stupid voters are so key to the election. “You see, Everyone knows that Undecided voters decide the election. Why? Because they vote last. This makes there vote more important than people whom vote early. Why do you think politicians and the media pay so much attention to them? In fact, in theory, if you wanted to win an election, all you would need to do is vote last. And by using three or four logical fallacies, we can deduce that Undecided voters are always stupid people. I mean, if they were smart, they would already know who to vote for. Right?”

So Remember to get out this election and vote. It’s part of a healthy election process or something like that.

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