I haven’t made anything in a long while (stupid real life), but that’s all about to change soon. A new episode of The Good Life starring Bunny Bunny is in the works and is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever written. It feels great to be back animating and working on something completely original. Look for the new episode in early September.

Bunny's coming back! What other series would you like to see return?

For those of you with short attention spans, I thought I would liven it up a bit by putting audio versions of my articles out for your listening pleasure! This is just one obviously, but I am planning on doing it for each article from now on.

Let me know what you think!

A Monstrous Culture (Audio)

Hello again! First off, let me apologize for leaving all of you without your favorite articles (I can dream) every Wednesday. I have moved to Hawai’i and have been in the process of setting up my office/studio. Finally, things are coming together and I can get back to serving all of you with written entertainment. If you haven’t noticed, my articles are a slightly different idea from before and I’m hopefully going to be able to give an extra surprise with my articles soon. Of course, I am still willing to take any requested topics to write about if you have something in mind. Now, on with it!

Emeril Lagasse Would Be Proud
After a routine traffic stop in Buffalo, NY, police found a cat marinating in oil and hot peppers in the back of the offender’s trunk. When the police asked him the obligatory question, “Why?”, the man answered that the cat was naughty. I don’t see the problem with what he did. Doesn’t everyone punish their kids the same way?… guys? Well anyway, apparently his 4-year-old male cat was also pregnant. Either way you look at it, that’s one tasty pussy. (Shut up, you pervs). Can’t a guy just deliver to the local Chinese restaurant in peace? (Oh, too far, Josh).

Thank You, Brilliant Economists
Even though many economists through out the world see a light at the end of the recession tunnel, there is an outspoken minority that say there’s a good 75% chance that America will fall into a deep depression that no amount of Prozac will fix. You see, this is what is called a self-fulfilling prophecy. Even though many believe the outlook to be bright, the loudmouths are scaring the crap out of investors, which in turn, weakens the economy. These people are like economists from the Taliban. Listen up, America… I’m no financial genius, but if you are so scared about losing your money that you think the only safe place to keep it is shoving it up your rectum, then yes, we’re all screwed. Go buy crap. Period.

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The Victims' of interactive media?(4)

California has passed a new law that would ban excessive violence in interactive media. While “Excessive Violence” isn’t very defined, it is very, very scary. The measure was introduced to ensure the physiological well-being of the Children. Which based on Peer-reviewed fears of cornered parents, interactive media can turn your kids into a killer and/or a radish [1]. Horrible.

Critics of the new plan call the ban, a ban on free speech. But that’s absurd. Proponents of the bill explain that Interactive media is vastly different passive media because “…the child becomes a part of the action which serves as a potent agent to facilitate violence and over time learns the destructive behavior. This immersion results in a more powerful experience and potentially dangerous learned behavior in children and youth…” [2]. The founding fathers, obviously didn’t mean to include this in free speech. (more…)