Nintendo’s Increase in Virtual Property May Signal an Effort to Take Over The World.

In what reporters are calling a “shocking development”, Nintendo has shown efforts to increase its own virtual property by claiming all rights to game currency. “…objects (like a car or gold coins)…These features are sometimes called ‘virtual property.’ Nintendo own(s) this virtual property…”[1].This move is in direct response to economic turmoil, which fake economists believe will lead to the collapse of all world currencies. Fake economist, Rob Money explains.

You see, Our current economic system is based on derivatives and other non-sense, so it only makes sense that a collapse is inevitable. This Will lead to a rise in worth of video game currencies. Which, being recession-proof, provide us with a more sustainable model of growth. It’s a complex…blah…blah…economic talk…blah…blah. To put it more simply, any value of your existence will be measured by the amount of ‘Cool’ stuff you have on your system.” [2]
And Nintendo, being the current leader in consoles and games with useless crap, is in prime position to lead the new world order. This guy I found on twitter comments on Nintendo’s new business strategy. “Oh, it all makes sense. This is why Nintendo is pushing all these soft-core games. Duh.”[3].

When asked why they put there plans of world domination in the ‘Wii Code of Conduct’, a fake Nintendo Representative answered: “We wanted to put it where no one would find it”[4]

[1] http://www.nintendo.com/consumer/systems/wii/en_na/privacyCoC.jsp (shorten to ensure satire)
[2] Trust me.
[3] Okay, I didn’t really find anyone, but someone COULD have said it.
[4] I know a guy.
[5] Image is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0 Generic license. by Phil! Gregory